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I bid Good-Bye, and a stand up Salute!!

Picture courtesy: Classic Rock stars encyclopedia.Clicked by myself


From "Billie Jean" to "Dangerous" he rocked the world and many other parts of it



The day started late for me, and it definitely started "Bad". Bad, with the news of the "KING OF POP", and mother Music's dearest son's sudden demise. The huge vinyl record with "Jackson 5" photo on it is still afresh in my mind, that was the only western record I loved to hear when I was a child. Starting his career as a child star with his four brothers and himself being a lead singer for Jackson 5, MJ as a solo star sure did make places in many people's hearts with his music. A master in an amazing and difficult piece of dancing art, the moon-walking. I somehow feel bad again and again when I see one of my pal's status message today in Facebook, it read


and the moonwalk can't be done on earth anymore

I am sure, it can't..... and am sure that nobody can take that place with those tight military jacket, tapered jeans, and black shades. As for the scandals, that's what sets the stars apart from us mortals. He will be missed and remembered by millions, for years to come, not as a controversial pedophile but as a musical and dancing genius, an idol... When a star dies it leaves a supernova brilliant, bright and enormous and that is what has happened...

MJ ruled the pop-world, and the hearts of many, and I am sure he will... forever!!


Picture courtesy: Classic Rock stars encyclopedia.Clicked by myself

May your soul Rest in Peace!!

New body, Old parts


As many of you might already know about Microsoft's recently launched new search engine, or analyzer, or travel planner or whatever they want to call it, yes I am talking about "Bing". There's a lot in the air about Bing with stories on Popular News websites tech tab to fellow bloggers blogging about it. So I am here to make justice to my Blog and give it the piece of fair share. Why the hell should it be deprived from the happiness of spreading sheer criticism?

Bing, well..ok..."weird name!" first of all. The search engine claims to be not only a search engine, but your travel planner, a decision engine etc (read more). According to Microsoft, Bing will be able to: make a purchase decision, planning a trip, research a health condition, and finding a local business. To be honest, I do not see any new or "Whoa!!"-factor in all the four verticals. I somehow find "Bing", a concoction of all the little good things that pre-existed over the internet. Bing gives you a good background image every time you open a page, or a new theme. Quite sometimes back I was doing a comparative study (not that "Thesis" kind, just a small research) on search engines, and found little sweet search engine known as Ask.com. I am not sure as of how many people know about it, but it has that wonderful theme and background thingie that "Bing" flamboyantly shows-off , and thats not all, once you have an account of yours with Ask.com, you'll be able to set your own backgrounds for the page too!! You can then set your own close-up, smiling face snap of yours taken at the Goa trip or at the amusement park, so that you get to see your own (or your loved one's smiling face every-time you search stuffs (legal or illegal) over the internet. Surprisingly, Bing's look and feel are a lot more similar to Ask than to Google or any other search site.


Bing also says that "I'll plan your travel" or "I will help you plan your travel" and so does Kayak.com . For people unaware of Kayak.com : It is a travel search engine website based out of United States, and un-surprisingly the similarity between Bings travel plan page & Kayaks travel search page is so striking that it is now confusing Kayak users. Kayak's interface is in-line with Cleartrip's interface for domestic users, an ideal Web2.0 example. This act of Microsoft made Kayak send them a legal letter.... "Cut it off!!"..."Leave us alone!!"..."Stop cloning us!!" must've been Kayaks words. I wonder why MS did not include the Mathematical "analyzer thing in Bing" (that rhymes, and it sounds odd!) just like Wolframalpha. But wait!! who would like to experiment with an approach thats in experiment mode itself, "Let them launch the Beta, we'll pull it on then!! eh eh!!"...

Note: The images above a free images available over Google.

Whats the story? Morning glory!


"Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and Wise"

Yesterday I forced my room mate to create a Facebook account , "wake up! get connected" I said, not that I really wanted him to be connected in some sense. I was rather out of track for some moments and wanted something to revive upon in the hot, humid and lousy summer evening, and what else could have been refreshing than to jump up and explain the glories of status messaging.

I was feeling dry and bored with a lot of things happening around. The massive documentation* is still taking a toll on me. I just can't beat the impact of it. (*The documents were meant for the mighty Consulate). I mean, why the hell do they need so much of proof reading?, is still far from my understanding.

I had a feeling somewhere down that I should better take a nap, and I was into action the next moment. I woke up to a sudden breeze of heat across my face and I realized that it was 5a.m. in the morning already. The lights were still turned on, my Laptop still running, songs still being played on the shuffle mode with minmum volume. It felt like some precious moments of my virtual world were lost. Nevertheless, I should be happy, atleast thats what the European research says, as "19th June 2009" is supposed to be the happiest day in earth according to some blissful formula. Not just that, there are a couple of more reasons to bring that feel good factor which included India Inc. having acquired more than 140 American companies in the past 2 years saving American jobs, the new Palm Pre being much cheaper and better than iPhone 3G or Nokia's Express Music, or Shiney ahuja being held up in the 'anda chamber' (oval cell) along with Abu Salem! But the feel good factor got constantly shattered as the consulate trivia continued and I steered back and forth between the formalities and stupid policies.

I tried to convince myself , making myself understand.."its normal, everythings cool", but somehow the "5 a.m." moments flashed across my mind everytime making me blame it for all the miseries.

I hate waking up at early mornings...God! please don't make me do that again!

P.S: Whats the story morning glory! is the second album by Oasis, and every one should get hold of it.

Fatal Error! Malfunction!

fa-tal [feyt-l]

–adjective
causing or capable of causing death; mortal; deadly: a fatal accident; a fatal dose of poison.

In technological terms this word means as disastrous as it sounds. Though, the level of impact depends on the mass of the module going down or throwing such an error. Fatal errors are, indeed, caused due to known or un-known human errors. A misplaced comma(',') to a broken connection anything can be a reason for this treason. The more the mass of the system the more is the visibility and the more is the impact.

To quote such an incident what else can be better than the latest Google shutdown, known as "#googlefail"/"Googmayham"/"Googmayharm" to many. To elaborate this, I would say its just a mere human error that caused the problem. But the impact was so huge that it made people believe that the mighty system was hacked by hackers(non-ethical of course) which would have caused a Billions or trillions of dollar loss to stakeholders. "Users were stranded in the blogosphere" is what was quoted by The Timesonline. Some even believed that "the glitch showed the dangers of having most people in the world relying on the Google “monoculture” for internet searches". And surprisingly this was not the first time Google went down due to glitch in their system, their subsidiary video streaming site "Youtube" underwent the same fate when the site was blocked by Pakistan who diverted it to an internet Blackhole. Coming back to #googlefail, the symptoms were, users getting a warning on every search which said "This site may harm your computer". The same warning as some of us might have faced while searching stuff over Google. Apparently Google analytic prohibits or warns users to visit infected(by malware,spyware) sites.

Well, moving on to a much physical (i.e. out of cyberspace) example, I must quote the plight while I was travelling across the country. I termed it "The Plight of the flight". Most of us prefer being airborne when it comes to travelling. Reasons are numerous. Although this venture of mine almost made me promise myself not be airborne again. There I was sitting at an aerodrome in the western part of the country at 2000 Hrs. The flight was on schedule and we were asked to board. The interiors (and the exteriors as well) of our Govt. approved carrier are not so pleasing and neither is the cabin crew. After spending a good half an hour at the base the craft finally made it to the runway. But as I mentioned that it was more of a plight than a flight, the pilot announced and instructed us to de-plane the craft as it could not take off due to some technical faults or "Fatal Error"/"Malfunction"(2100 Hrs). At once I thought that god saved me that day. They apparently arranged for some other craft which was supposed to depart at 2200 hrs. The "arranged" craft was of similar concoction. The weather condition was real bad as a depression had hit the bay. Rains were infrequent with wild wind and thundering clouds. The takeoff was not much pleasant and the craft was on extreme turbulence as it crossed the thick clouds and the blazing thunderbolts. The fear was apparent on peoples eyes, some praying, some getting nausea-tic and impatiently pressing the assistance button overhead. A co-passenger blurted "why didn't i traveled this day by land", and i thought i wish I did too. But experience matters when it comes to handling fatal errors or malfunctions, be it an aircraft, a small computer program, a huge project module, a live stage show, or an open heart surgery. The pilots of the crafts were of similar lines as they swished and swooped us past by the thunders and the clouds.

Here the impact must've been felt only by a bunch of passengers traveling by the craft that day. But the impact was deep, tough. People were behind schedule, and so was I. I am dead sure as most of them had decided not to get any reservations in that carrier henceforth. But, all this because of just a glitch, a FATAL ERROR, A Malfunction..

P.S. You can read the full #googlefail story here

Shmack!! Shmack!!

Well .. my quest for peace didn't take me places as my job did. I have somehow expected that every now and then. By places I don't mean the very delightful ones with good faces, good food, good places to be around. By places, I mean a Gods Forbidden place. Its not much of a surprise that most of them are gods forbidden because technology finds space for itself in forbidden places or voids...

The mighty SEZs/IT parks is where I spend most of the time working. And "most of the time" these SEZs/IT Parks are way too far from civilization. So, here I am in the Southern part of the country, sitting back in a five start rated Guest House of my Company right in the middle of nowhere.

The other day one my friends had a good laugh on my photo album title, which I created in Orkut. It reads "South Side Escapades". The sheer intention of mine with the word Escapade might be obvious to some of you, to explain that the intention is to "survive the adventure" I am in. It might not sound like an "adventure" at all, but for me its more than an adventure at this point of time. For more than fifteen days now I have been speaking on mono-syllables as the linguistics here are not so flexible, or rather people don't want to make it flexible.

Nevermind!! All I realize now that Technology did took me to places. And I am afraid and sure that there is a lot more to come.

Here I go, there I go,....everywhere I go

I picked up a pen yesterday, took a blank sheet of paper, and started scribbling on it. The sheet was filled up with jumbled words, figures, and strokes within no time. It was not as if i wanted to write down an auto-biography, it was just that i wanted to jot down the irony of how much screwed one can get. My two halves were quarreling on this very idea as I stand like a silent spectator in front of them. It was too difficult to convince them even though the idea was lucid.

I decided to ignore them & started with the pen ... Here I go-
"Leaving the house in the morning, dressed in clothes that's bought on a credit card , for work, driving through the traffic in a vehicle that you are still paying for, putting in petrol that you cannot afford, in order to get to the job that you hate but need so badly so that you can pay for the clothes, car, petrol and the house that you leave empty the whole day, in order to live in it.."

It felt like the ink froze and the pen denied to write a single word next. It felt like its the will of the nature that i don't write anymore. The more i tried to write the deeper went the wound. ..i felt a pricking pain in the corner of the eye as if caused by a chilling wind, a small drop of tear ran down an landed on the paper scattering the last words, washing it away... a sudden flash of light distracted me as i sat in a candle light, i realized that i have been holding a blank sheet of paper for a long time staring at it. The sheet was blank, with no words, figures, strokes in it, the pen just worked fine the tip glaring... The arguing duo was gone, leaving behind their unusual stance, the grin on their face...

Angle of "coincidence"

I thought of writing this post without a topic.... but then i suddenly realized "that would be an injustice".. well i try my best to link those with them.. hope you understand. I thought to write and thought again, but never did i managed, and yes here i am struggling with epilogues.

The bear and bull fight taking its toll over Indian economy, sudden changes in climatic conditions, inflation to its peak, hike in oil prices, ban on smoking, to name a few. It happened when the boom was half its way to the glorious big bang. Cash inflow stagnation to falling Indian currency value even if the State Capitol is facing huge economic blows. One bureaucracy gone wrong...

I still couldn't manage to figure out the relation between the post topic to its content, near or far... just another coincidence as usual.

Money, get away
Get a good job with more pay and your O.K.
Money it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
-Pink Floyd